Highschool Musical

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This is just terrible

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/11/images/20081112_d-0077-5-515h.html

Investments

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average
American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!

The Presidents

Little Girls Winter Fun Mask

Where oh where can I buy this, everyone is getting one this Christmas.

I hope you don't mind

I wonder if this will ever make it to the person I'm thinking off.

So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes, I've ever seen
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind,
I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is,
now that you're in the world
I hope you don't mind,
I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is, now that you're in the world


They might not be my words, but considering how many times I've said them to myself over the past few days, Thought they were worth writing about.

I'm thinking it;'s a sign

I am thinking it's a sign
That the freckles in our eyes are mirror images
And when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
And I have to speculate
That God himself did make
Us into corresponding shapes
Like puzzle pieces from the clay

And true, it may seem like a stretch
But it's thoughts like this that catch
My troubled head when you're away
When I am missing you to death
When you are out there on the road
For several weeks of shows
And when you scan the radio
I hope this song will guide you home

They will see us waving from such great heights,
"come down now", they'll say
But everything looks perfect from far away,
"come down now", but we'll stay...

I tried my best to leave
This all on your machine
But the persistent beat it sounded thin
Upon listening
And that frankly will not fly
You will hear the shrillest highs
And lowest lows with the windows down
When this is guiding you home

They will see us waving from such great
Heights,
"come down now", they'll say
But everything looks perfect from far away
"come down now", but we'll stay...

They will see us waving from such great
Heights,
"come down now", they'll say
But everything looks perfect from far away
"come down now", but we'll stay...

They will see us waving from such great
Heights,
"come down now", (come down now)

They will see us waving from such great
Heights,
"come down now", (come down now)

Oh Chastitiy,

Oh Chastitiy, You'd better lay off of that peanut butter

Blog to Blog

aside from a massive headache, Today was a great day.

Still lonely, but that's ok. Been trying to put myself out there.

Don't have much to write, but I'm trying at least, that should could for something...

Laslo spotted in 1977

I knew I was there. So wierd
























http://media.brainwashed.com/anxiety/images/pictures/MaxsKansasCityLaslo1977.jpg

Don't hold your breath in space

If you don't try to hold your breath, exposure to space for half a minute or so is unlikely to produce permanent injury. Holding your breath is likely to damage your lungs, something scuba divers have to watch out for when ascending, and you'll have eardrum trouble if your Eustachian tubes are badly plugged up, but theory predicts -- and animal experiments confirm -- that otherwise, exposure to vacuum causes no immediate injury. You do not explode. Your blood does not boil. You do not freeze. You do not instantly lose consciousness.

Various minor problems (sunburn, possibly "the bends", certainly some [mild, reversible, painless] swelling of skin and underlying tissue) start after ten seconds or so. At some point you lose consciousness from lack of oxygen. Injuries accumulate. After perhaps one or two minutes, you're dying. The limits are not really known.

You do not explode and your blood does not boil because of the containing effect of your skin and circulatory system. You do not instantly freeze because, although the space environment is typically very cold, heat does not transfer away from a body quickly. Loss of consciousness occurs only after the body has depleted the supply of oxygen in the blood. If your skin is exposed to direct sunlight without any protection from its intense ultraviolet radiation, you can get a very bad sunburn.

At NASA's Manned Spacecraft Center (now renamed Johnson Space Center) we had a test subject accidentally exposed to a near vacuum (less than 1 psi) in an incident involving a leaking space suit in a vacuum chamber back in '65. He remained conscious for about 14 seconds, which is about the time it takes for O2 deprived blood to go from the lungs to the brain. The suit probably did not reach a hard vacuum, and we began repressurizing the chamber within 15 seconds. The subject regained consciousness at around 15,000 feet equivalent altitude. The subject later reported that he could feel and hear the air leaking out, and his last conscious memory was of the water on his tongue beginning to boil.

Aviation Week and Space Technology (02/13/95) printed a letter by Leonard Gordon which reported another vacuum-packed anecdote:

"The experiment of exposing an unpressurized hand to near vacuum for a significant time while the pilot went about his business occurred in real life on Aug. 16, 1960. Joe Kittinger, during his ascent to 102,800 ft (19.5 miles) in an open gondola, lost pressurization of his right hand. He decided to continue the mission, and the hand became painful and useless as you would expect. However, once back to lower altitudes following his record-breaking parachute jump, the hand returned to normal."

This guys voice makes me laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyTwLAW-Z8c

Not Speedy Gonzalez, His cousin

Slow Poke Rodreguez,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slowpoke_Rodriguez

-L

15 years Ago today

15 years ago today, my father passed away at 8:25pm.

I will always remember him, I will always miss him, and I will always strive to be a better person because of him.

Xmen Myspace awards

This makes me laugh

http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2004/04/first-annual-myspace-stupid-haircut.html

http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2006/01/second-annual-myspace-stupid-haircut.html

Kissing

I remember living in San Francisco, 8 years ago, making out with someone pretty dawm amazing.

Then this song came on...

You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You're going through all this pain and strife
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast
And they're gone so fast

So hold on the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
When you get old and start losing your hair
Can you tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care

Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du

Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du

In an mmm bop, they're gone
Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose
You can plant any one of those
Keep planting to find out which one grows
It's a secret no one knows
It's a secret no one knows
No one knows

Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du

Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du

In an mmm bop they're gone.
In an mmm bop they're not there.
In an mmm bop they're gone.
In an mmm bop they're not there.
Until you lose your hair. But you don't care.

Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du

Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du

Can you tell me? Night came but you don't know.
Can you tell me? You say you can but you don't know.
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow?
Can you tell me if it's going to be a daisy or a rose?
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow?
Can you tell me? You say you can but you don't know.

You say you can but you don't know.
You don't know
You don't know

Mmm bop
Ba du bop
Ba du bop
Ba du

Mmm bop
Ba du bop
Ba du bop
Ba du

Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du

Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du

Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du

Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du

Regina Hall

I love you girl.

I was walking down the street today, and couldn't get that sound out of my head (Everywhere where I go, I see the same ho's)

I love this woman

Butt Face

http://www.amazon.com/Westminster-Butt-Face-Towel/dp/B001113ZM2/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_k2a_3_img?pf_rd_p=304485601&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-2&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B0006GKKLW&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=1JGA0B15FZX21JQGVG83

I came across this today. Seriously people, is this where we're all headed?

Whats terrible about this, is how handy it would have come in, about a year ago. Can't talk about it, wont be able to talk about it for a while

I think I need to get one of these

I think I need to get one of these.

because I can,

I can imagine the fun I'd have airports, bars and just about anywhere else

Valentines day...

It was nice,

Roses are red, Violets are thorney
When I think of you,

I get real corney,...


-L

Watching Logan's Run on Netflix

Wow, these people got really old.

What an irony.

Jan 29th, where the hell did January go?

It's January 29th, and I can't for the life of me figure out where January went. I guess it exactly where is has always been, it's just me flying through it, in a car, that woun't brake.

Shit, I'd better make more out of the next 11 months.

Promise, I'll write more.

-L

Hmm

Thought this was cute...

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest

Possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions:

Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without an erection,

Make him a sandwich.

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, Teach a person to use the Internet And they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky .

Not really good for anything,

But you still can't help but smile

When you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, Lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.

It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 And a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2

In the 60's,

People took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is Weird and people

Take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.