Jan 29th, where the hell did January go?

It's January 29th, and I can't for the life of me figure out where January went. I guess it exactly where is has always been, it's just me flying through it, in a car, that woun't brake.

Shit, I'd better make more out of the next 11 months.

Promise, I'll write more.

-L

Hmm

Thought this was cute...

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest

Possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions:

Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without an erection,

Make him a sandwich.

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, Teach a person to use the Internet And they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky .

Not really good for anything,

But you still can't help but smile

When you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, Lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.

It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 And a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2

In the 60's,

People took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is Weird and people

Take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.